- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

womens rights

here's a joke... the american education society

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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