- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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