- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i killed my family

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

How did the black person die? Of old age

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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