Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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