why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

My mum is called Steve

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

a person who will soon die of beeties

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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