- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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