A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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kathryn atkins

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My mum is called Steve

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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