Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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