How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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