What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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haha Otarts was here

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I'm HIV positive.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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