What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Antijokes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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