What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Beka has AIDS

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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