- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Poker face

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Ehh

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

It got hit by a rocket.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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