- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

poopy is poopy

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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