Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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