- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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