Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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