- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

You bumder!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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