Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Connor is homosexuaI

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why? Why not?

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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