- Anti Joke

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died