- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

rent a cops

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

your face

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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