- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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