- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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