- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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