- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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