Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

This is a random Anti joke.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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