how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Turkeys are obese

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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