why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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the WNBA

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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