A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Poker face

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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