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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

2 black kids walk into school

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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