An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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cory

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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