A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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