- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Justin Beiber

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

i have yougurt mit traktor

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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