- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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