When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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ask me if im a door yes

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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