How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Caramel Boing.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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