- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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