DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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No your aunties a joke

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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