2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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I'm HIV positive.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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