what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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White NBA players.

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how man

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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