How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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