- Anti Joke

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.