How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

In soviet Russia...things are different

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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