Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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