why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Kys

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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miha kako si?

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Anti Joke

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