1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A: Do you like it B: No

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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