- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Your mom.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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