- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Jordan is pregant

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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