- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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