- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

womens rights

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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