- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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