- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

a. why? b. because

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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