Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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