- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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