- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

H o m o comes out as homo

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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