Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Canadians

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Grace Ackerson

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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