- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Whats green? The color green.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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