- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's one plus one? two.

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