Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What is older than history?

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Golf.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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