- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralysed man falls over.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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