What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Women's rights.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

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