Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Yo mama so fat.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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