- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Your mom.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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