Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Sloths

binladin walks into the american seals

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

I enjoy Popcorn

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Gay republicans

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

My three children are three big mistakes.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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