So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

White NBA players.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

This is a joke.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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