What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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