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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

whats green and slimy? green slim

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong