Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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You bumder!

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Feminism

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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