- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

There once was this guy and he fell down

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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