- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What's the difference between a duck?

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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