- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Hats better than a stick? A stone

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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