What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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I'm sn otter

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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