- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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