Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Religion.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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