Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Raveena Thandhan

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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