Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

... Chan chan

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Long joke Your such a downey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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