Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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João Duarte reads this.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Anti Joke

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