Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Who wants $300? Me too.

You know what's funny? Rape

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Anti Joke

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