Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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