- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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