A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

HELLO EVERYONE

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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