- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Dwight Howard

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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