Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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